John’s presentation concerning film interpretations of books left me a little peeved. I realized I failed to articulate my arguments clearly, so here they are:
I completely understand the necessity of changing dialogue, modifying plots, emphasizing special effects, and so on. A movie can never reproduce a book in its entirety; the very idea is laughable. But, I cannot forgive movies that blatantly ignore honest characterization. Michael Gambon’s Albus Dumbledore is a perfect example of this unbearable insult to readers of J.K. Rowling’s work. Look at what Sir Gambon (yes, he is a knight) had to say on his portrayal of the much beloved Dumbledore:
“I don’t have to play anyone really. I just stick on a beard and play me, so it’s no great feat. I never ease into a role – every part I play is just a variant of my own personality. I’m not really a character actor at all…”
Clearly. And the fact that this man had the balls to admit that he did not even pick up a Harry Potter novel before failing so spectacularly on screen is the straw that breaks the camel’s back. This man’s very paycheck is the product of millions of fans standing outside in freezing weather on midnight to purchase a new Potter book. The fact remains: this actor would not be getting paid if no one read J.K. Rowling’s books. The least he can do is take ten minutes to read Dumbledore’s Wikipedia entry. But Gambon is content to take a dump over J.K. Rowling’s work and the millions of devoted readers who expect a decent performance. You might say: “But Andy, that’s his interpretation of the character, that’s not nice to attack him for it, LOL.” I can attack him for it because his interpretation is blatantly wrong. No matter how you spin it, some interpretations are clearly more wrong than others, because Dumbledore would rather stab himself in the face than shove Harry Potter up against a wall and threaten him with violence. If you need to use violence to make a scene intense and emote Dumbledore’s concern and disappointment, you’re a horrible actor and have no business landing roles, or you’re a horrible director and have “the emotional range of a teaspoon.”
The Lord of the Rings deviated quite a bit from the trilogy’s plot, as briefly discussed in class. However, did you see Liv Tyler act like a nymphomaniac strung out on drugs? Or Aragorn complaining about a broken nail during a battle scene? Do those images seem jarring, disturbing, or quite frankly disgusting? Now imagine how it must feel for me and a whole host of other people to see a much revered character butchered so shamelessly by an actor who makes no pretense of actually trying? Worse still, Gambon took over for the deceased Richard Harris and completely deviated from Harris’ performance. I can’t imagine a worse insult to Harris’ memory, who portrayed Dumbledore beautifully as one of his last acting roles prior to his death. I mean, did he even watch Harris’ performance?
A few people mentioned that movie directors are not interested in replicating books but rather making them their own–I understand that artistic, creative drive. However, encouraging lazy actors to butcher character portrayals merely to produce “original art” makes me want to puke. As stated above, I have no problems with editing certain aspects of the book to make it more movie friendly, but CLEARLY the Harry Potter movie franchise is doing something wrong, given the score of crappy reviews and piecemeal, shoddy plots apparently strung together by fourth graders who can barely string together misshapen macaroni necklaces.
Case in point: the best reviews generated by Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix film were directed toward the performances of Dolores Umbridge (Imelda Staunton), Luna Lovegood (Evanna Lynch), and Bellatrix Lestrange (Helena Bonham Carter)–all of whom stuck to the original book portrayals perfectly. Helena Bonham Carter was labeled as a “shining but underused talent” by the Times, and Imelda received similar praise as “exquisitely dislikeable.” Quick, test your common sense IQ: if the best reviews were directed at the three actresses who stuck to the book and researched their characters, and the worst reviews were directed at crazy, loopy plots that deviated from the book, what do you think the script writers need to do for future movies to generate the best reviews? If you answered: why, adhere more closely to the plot that made J.K. Rowling a millionaire, of course! Then congratulations, your common sense IQ is somewhere between 40 and 200.
Hermione Granger, portrayed by Emma Watson, is a rather plain looking girl whose lovable personality and brainpower endear her to her fellow students. The directors feel a plain girl would not sell nearly as well as a very attractive buxom teenager. But honestly, does Emma Watson’s chest make or break ticket sales? Her beauty cheapens the character to a dull “Mary Sue:” she’s pretty, talented, beloved, smart, etc. Where the hell are her flaws? In order to make Hermione a worthwhile on screen heroine, the directors gussy her up needlessly. From a feminist standpoint, it’s disgusting.
I’m detracting a bit from the actual debate, so let me summarize: change plots to make the book more adaptable to the screen–but mess with the characters and hear the wrath of angry fans through college freshmen English blogs. Bleargh I’m going to do something less painful, like douse myself in liquid hot magma.